Nashville UBER Driver to Passenger: “You have a small penis”

Sometimes, you just can’t make this stuff up. Do you look like Zach Galifianakis and drive for Uber in Nashville? If so, we need to talk. We’re just going directly to the report:

I just had a passenger tell me that his last Uber driver was cutting him down, telling him that he had a little…….I’ll just say wanker. Straight up class and professionalism right there; I can’t believe some of these people have a job. And I’m not the type who usually cares what other drivers say or do, but that’s just pitiful.

He said the dude looked like Zack Galifanakus (spelling?) Cutting up and joking with passengers is okay, but that is way too far.

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He said they were talking and cutting up and the driver said “That’s why you’ve got a little dick.” Then he said the driver kept on saying it. I don’t know how that could ever be excused or justified unless the driver is physically attacked or something.

He did say that he asked him why he kept saying that, and he said “I can just tell that you have a little dick.” That guy’s a real winner, whoever he is.

So Zach Galifianakis is posing as an Uber driver in Nashville and telling people that they have tiny tackle? Maybe he’s an investor in Lyft…lol

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‘Frank’ly we don’t even have anything to add that would give this story any more girth. It does deep enough on it’s own. So we’ll just end with this: Call or TEXT your tips and gossip to us..#UberOn

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1 Comment

  1. Tim McNary

    Please find something better to do with your time than clog the Internet with these garbage articles

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