Someone Alert Councilman Brett Withers: EN Bachelorette Party Has Outdoor Penises

Someone alert our idiot of a Councilman, Brett Withers. There are Penises at a bachelorette party in East Nashville *GASP* – the horror! Actually, someone warn the homeowner, because they’ll likely be next on Brett’s list of things to report to codes as a violation in his one man struggle against all things sexual, fun, or profitable, of course all 3 are great ideas, if you involve him, otherwise he will us his position to make your life hell. We’ll be waiting for the famous Withers outrage. If only he would smoke some of that weed that his husband’s been arrested for, he could chill out a little bit. Maybe he could also stop lying on permit requests when they’re for himself. Anyways, photos below, from Saturday evening in East Nashville. “Same Penis Forever”.

UPDATE: Our media hungry half-assed, all-the-fun-ruining, no blowup sex dolls allowed, councilman has issued a response: “Alright, all, the news contacted me about this one since it is located in District 6. These actions need to be reported to Codes to count as a “strike” in the three-strikes rule that is currently on the books. I would hope that those who argue for “enforcing the rules” and “weeding out the party houses” would support that kind of enforcement. We’ll see.”

 

Here’s our previous story on withers sexual frustration/outrage about another East Nashville STRP:


Early Sunday morning, the now famous blow up doll shamed by councilman Brett Withers publicly on social media was found to be on the rooftop of her building in East Nashville at 8th/Main. It was not immediately known if she as contemplating jumping, or was using the strings of lights to come to a more certain fate for for her now deflated ego.

She was seen on Friday at street level, which prompted a scathing public shaming from councilman Brett Withers. This was the same day that it was discovered some mis-represented documents on behalf of Brett Withers, in regards to codes applications.

Things escalated quickly on Saturday when memes began circulating of blow up dolls and Councilman Brett Withers, some even being photoshopped into his own windows. This is the East Nashville we love:

It is not currently known if Councilman Withers has been notified of the potential situation on the rooftop of the ‘Brotel’ as he has named the structure.

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