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White People/Gentrification: EN Resident Gregory Lemley Finds Penis Spray Painted on House, is Afraid Thieves Have ‘Marked’ his House for Crime…

Gregory L Lemley recently found a surprise on the side of his home in East Nashville. Let’s be clear – Gregory found a (somewhat faded) penis, drawn in what appears to be spray paint. It wasn’t even a remarkable penis,…
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“Rewind, Rewind” The Story of Clayton Thomas; Time Travel, Eating Pine Cones, Marijuana, Methamphetamine, & More…

From the ‘Odd Affidavit’ Department – the story of why Clayton Thomas tried to eat pine cones & thought he could go back in time. Hint: marijuana metabolites, amphetamine, methamphetamine, and dextromethorphan are all involved, allegedly, per the MNPD. You…
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Corley Roberts’ Hibiscuses are STOLEN, Considers a TRUMP ‘WALL’ to Secure Replacements

While Corley Roberts was out of town over the past few days, she claims that someone opened the gate of her fenced in yard, and cut down all of her bright red Hibiscuses. She states “I’m very discouraged to find…
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April Pulley WILL Pepper Spray Your Dog (& Wild Turkeys), And Won’t Apologize!

East Nashville Resident April Pulley will not hesitate to pepper spray neighborhood animals, including your dog, even if it just got our of his area while you were asleep or at work and it was coming to greet her 75lb…
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Rachel Tumerman Gives East Nashville a MUCH Needed Public Art 101 Lesson

Rachel Tumerman, family of mural artist Leah Tumerman,  Posted a very much needed Art 101, in response to the vandalism at the in-progress mural in East Nashville at Five Points. From her Facebook post: Nashville, hidden underneath my current anger…
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East Nashville Thieves on Video – Stealing from Cars (Lillian St)

May 16th, around 4AM – the following happened on Lillian St. here in East Nashville. At least 4 subjects are observed as involved. Other than the cover of darkness, they are not even attempting to conceal what they are doing….
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